‘forrest gump’ in one take

Between this and Megan Fox revealing her bisexuality (per Marc a couple posts down), what else do you need to sleep soundly and very very happily this week?  The universe is balanced.  It’s possible to tell the story of Forrest Gump in a single take.  And that erotic fan fiction story you’ve been writing since Transformers came out a couple summers ago just might come true now.

This video is a couple months old, but it also never gets old.  Can you really argue that this covered all the bases?  I can’t.  The only thing missing is Haley Joel Osment.  Presumably because he’s also out revealing his bisexuality somewhere (and sadly, being scratched off Megan Fox’s “to-do” list.)


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