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take off the cuffs, unlock the gate

whips and chains HANDCUFFS.  luda

Jay-z’s “Ignorant Shit” off American Gangster is a standout track in my mind. Out of the thousands of songs in my iTunes library, whenever I hear this track come on I get hype as fuck. Jigga comes hard on the track, but Beanie Sigel’s first few bars are hard like protein bars from Sam’s Club:

Take off the cuffs, unlock the gate
It’s that ignorant nigga that you love to hate
The ’07 Ice Cube, B. Sig so rude
Tell a trick get these nuts, eat dick like food

as with everything, you can’t appreciate those bars by reading them so download the mp3’s BELIEVE ME

imitation is the most sincere form of flattery blah blah blah. everyone and their mom remakes Jay tracks. and i got remixes for days peep game:

rob viktum (This is my favorite. Viktum makes a song that makes the original obsolete by chopping Dilla loops – off the remix project AmericanDONUTshop)

drake/lil wayne give it a go and it’s alright. there’s a few hard punches and the usual from Drizzy and Weezy, but nothing that touches the OG in my opinion. this isn’t even one of best songs off the standout So Far Gone, but worth the gigabytes and listen. if you don’t have So Far Gone then god help you – you ought to download it. Arguably mix tape of the year, some people like Skillz have said it’s the hip hop RECORD of the year . I never said that

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today is the first day of the rest of your life

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WE’RE ON TO THE NEXT ONE. AFTER THE LONGEST “HIGHATUS” YET, THE JUNKFOOD IS SET TO RECLAIM THE INTERNET BLOGGING THRONE WITH HIGH QUALITY VARIABLE BITRATE MP3 DOWNLOADS OF MODERN MUSIC AND OCCASIONAL FILM BANTER AND THINGS OF THAT NATURE, STILTED WITH THE OFT-OCCASIONAL GRATUITOUS MEGAN FOX JPEG IMAGES FOR YOU AND YOUR COUSINS’ DESKTOPS AND “CONSUMPTION” or whatever.

I’VE BEEN THINKING IT’S TIME TO LEGITIMIZE THIS BLOG ONCE MORE AND ESTABLISH IT SOMEWHERE AMONGST THE HIGHEST REGARDED IN THE VAST, EVER-EXPANDING BLOGOSPHERE. MAYBE NOT A STEREOGUM OR A GORILLA VS. BEAR OR EVEN A KANYE UNIVERSECITY, BUT PERHAPS WITH A FEW YEARS TIME I COULD GET A DISCOUNTED RATE ON COACHELLA TICKETS (ROTHBURY CANCELLED WTF!).

HAVING BEEN EXTREMELY LAZY AND LISTENING TO ALL THIS GREAT MUSIC AND THINKING ALL THESE POTENTIALLY NOTEWORTHY RAMBLING THOUGHTS TO MYSELF AND NOT SHARING ANY OF IT IS PRETTY SELFISH OF ME. AND PEOPLE HAVE LINED UP TO SQUINT AT MY PRINT ON PIECES OF PAPER AND COMPUTER/SMARTPHONE SCREENS IN THE PAST. THEY KEEP MAKING VAMPIRE MOVIES AND TV SHOWS. ANDY MILANOKIS IS A 33-YEAR-OLD DUDE WHO RECORDED VIDEOS OF HIMSELF FREESTYLING AND HE HAD HIS OWN TV SHOW AND WAS IN A COUPLE OF B MOVIES. I’M IN THE LAB ON THE T-PAIN APP EVERY SINGLE DAY JUST RECORDING BANGERS. LET ME GET MY SHINE SON!

IT DOESN’T REALLY TAKE ALL THAT MUCH TIME TO DO THIS AND I HAVE SO MUCH TO SHARE EVERY DAY. EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT YOU DO ON THE INTERNET WILL OUTLAST YOU ON THIS EARTH. LIKE FARMVILLE

SO MANY HOMEYS HIT ME UP ALL THE TIME FOR MIXES OR CD’S OR DAVE CHAPPELLE’S “RHYME OF THE AGES” TUPAC IMPERSONATION. AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE VERY MANY FRIENDS IN REAL UNPLUGGED LIFE THAT LISTEN TO SIGUR ROS OR EVEN VAMPIRE WEEKEND. I JUST MOSTLY DIG MUSIC AND HOW IT CAN AFFECT YOUR OUTLOOK AND I LIKE LOTS OF OTHER COOL THINGS THAT I THINK OTHER PEOPLE WOULD BE BETTER FOR LIKING, SO THAT BEING SAID LET’S DANCE

AND EXPECT REASONS TO CHECK THIS DOMAIN DAILY. DO REMEMBER! CLUE CLUE

MJF

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